before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job